They are going to replace my entire ceiling fan lmao
LOL OH MY GOD. maintenance men came to fix my lights and they took one look at me in my robe and one of then literally said “nope” and “we’ll come back in a half hour.”
So my time spent lounging around in my robe has been cut short and I’m mad
GoT cast + bobbleheads on instagram
while trying to turn my ceiling fan on, I managed to:
fucking amazing. I’m honestly just going to put in a maintenance request, because at this point I am a danger to myself and others.
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
This is a generalization.
case in point
today I asked Kroger if they had scones in their bakery and they acted like I was asking for, like, some exotic food you’d only find at a specialty bakery in Manhattan THEY’RE JUST SCONES
Mindy talking about her split with BJ Novak NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Why doesn’t Natalie Dormer have twitter or Instagram?? I would totally be that creep who comments on all of her photos.
This morning at work our clerk said “I watched the devil wears prada and i finally know who you look like! Anne Hathaway!” I was like…ok I’ll take that as a compliment but I don’t agree because it falls way out of line with the Kristen Stewart and Anna Kendrick I’m accustomed to. But ok. I will take that.
EIGHT OUT OF TEN but I have poor horizontal symmetry my face is too wide and my mouth is too narrow for my nose
lol i think we have opposite faces because I have good horizontal symmetry, too narrow a face, and too wide a mouth
so i was feeling a bit narcissistic and I put my face into one of those things that tell you how symmetrical you are, tried a couple different pictures, and regularly got 7/10 and 8/10 but I’m laughing at the assessment of my face because it’s like YOUR FACE IS TOO LONG AND YOUR NOSE IS TOO LONG YOUR EYES ARE TOO BIG wait you just said my face was above average
watching this netflix documentary on Amanda Knox (I never really followed the case) and oh lord there is so, so, so much that’s fucked up about that case
WHY THE HELL ARE MINDY AND DANNY ALREADY BREAKING UP WHAT THE FUCK