1 note       September 17, 2014 @ 09:49      

They are going to replace my entire ceiling fan lmao

2 notes       September 17, 2014 @ 09:04      

LOL OH MY GOD. maintenance men came to fix my lights and they took one look at me in my robe and one of then literally said “nope” and “we’ll come back in a half hour.”

So my time spent lounging around in my robe has been cut short and I’m mad

8,384 notes       September 17, 2014 @ 08:36       Via(Source)


GoT cast + bobbleheads on instagram

#tywin with all his children
2 notes       September 16, 2014 @ 23:49      

while trying to turn my ceiling fan on, I managed to:

fucking amazing. I’m honestly just going to put in a maintenance request, because at this point I am a danger to myself and others. 

77,220 notes       September 16, 2014 @ 21:54       Via(Source)




White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

      September 16, 2014 @ 21:48      

today I asked Kroger if they had scones in their bakery and they acted like I was asking for, like, some exotic food you’d only find at a specialty bakery in Manhattan THEY’RE JUST SCONES 

5 notes       September 16, 2014 @ 21:43      

Mindy talking about her split with BJ Novak NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 

#i've been ignoring it all this time #living in a fantasy world where they are together forever
      September 16, 2014 @ 09:01      

Why doesn’t Natalie Dormer have twitter or Instagram?? I would totally be that creep who comments on all of her photos.

      September 16, 2014 @ 08:57      

This morning at work our clerk said “I watched the devil wears prada and i finally know who you look like! Anne Hathaway!” I was like…ok I’ll take that as a compliment but I don’t agree because it falls way out of line with the Kristen Stewart and Anna Kendrick I’m accustomed to. But ok. I will take that.

1 note       September 15, 2014 @ 22:18      
EIGHT OUT OF TEN but I have poor horizontal symmetry my face is too wide and my mouth is too narrow for my nose

lol i think we have opposite faces because I have good horizontal symmetry, too narrow a face, and too wide a mouth 

1,695 notes       September 15, 2014 @ 22:17       Via(Source)
1 note       September 15, 2014 @ 21:46      

so i was feeling a bit narcissistic and I put my face into one of those things that tell you how symmetrical you are, tried a couple different pictures, and regularly got 7/10 and 8/10 but I’m laughing at the assessment of my face because it’s like YOUR FACE IS TOO LONG AND YOUR NOSE IS TOO LONG YOUR EYES ARE TOO BIG wait you just said my face was above average  

1,257 notes       September 15, 2014 @ 21:29       Via(Source)

@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene

1 note       September 15, 2014 @ 20:29      

watching this netflix documentary on Amanda Knox (I never really followed the case) and oh lord there is so, so, so much that’s fucked up about that case 

#not just a girl being murdered #and whether or not she's guilty is sort of irrelevant in the context of the way she was treated in the media
      September 15, 2014 @ 18:17