1 note       July 29, 2014 @ 21:12      

iggy azalea’s fake butt looks totally ridiculous on her. i don’t have an issue with plastic surgery, really, but i just feel like…if you have the money you should be able to afford quality?? maybe??

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what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream
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elvenkingthrandy:

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gee….something tells me that he wont

2 notes       July 29, 2014 @ 20:28      

giftttothecityfornow replied to your post: giftttothecityfornow replied to your p…

LIKE BIBLE PAGES THIN

OMG YES. For days I’ve been trying to figure out the right way to describe the page thinness, and that is exactly it 

#giftttothecityfornow
2 notes       July 29, 2014 @ 18:46      

I think my editor tried to pimp me out to the defense attorney I hate

Today we had a reporters’ meeting with one of the head executives, and whenever this happens my editor enters this manic state where she pretends to be on top of everything and asks us really insignificant questions to make herself sound like she understands what we’re working on

So today in this meeting, she’s like “Hannah, what do we have for the murder trial”

And I was like “…Well. That’s not until September, but at the end of August I’m planning to write a preview of the trial with a timeline and hopefully some more information on the motive.”

And then head exec guy is like “what do we know about the defense strategy?”

So I explain the defense attorney won’t discuss that with me, which is pretty typical, no one is surprised, etc.

AND MY EDITOR SAYS

"What if you spent more time with him? Would he talk to you more then?"

And then the meeting room got really quiet and everyone was kind of like…the hell. Because since when do we “spend time” being buddy-buddy with our sources? When did that become ethical? Unless I know my sources beforehand, I’m not going to go out of my way to spend time with them because that’s super sketchy.

So she took in the silent response and said “well maybe he wouldn’t do that because he wouldn’t want to appear like he favors you” 

and then we’re leaving and Daniel tells me as we walk out to the office “she is going to pimp you out. I am NOT sleeping with anyone from city council”

this job i swear to god 

4 notes       July 29, 2014 @ 09:39      

Now that I’m fully invested in reading the asoiaf series I am realizing how hard it is to fit in reading when you work full time and usually have to do adult things after work.

This year I’ve mostly read, like, autobiographies from my favorite comedians. The only substantial book I’ve read this year is Wicked because I just haven’t had time.

And so now that I’m reading A Game of Thrones and re-reading Les Miserables at the same time, and they’re both monstrous books, it’s like…I work, run errands sometimes, maybe workout, maybe see friends, make dinner and watch a little tv, and then by the time it’s time to read I’m like falling asleep with the book on my face (this happened last night) AND I DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

I have had A Game of Thrones since Saturday and I’m only like 60 pages in. Idk who I am.

Seriously considering lowering the intensity of my workouts (using the elliptical more instead of running) so I can read at the gym

3 notes       July 29, 2014 @ 09:20      

Twitter is verifying my account next week with a fancy check mark, so y’all are going to know a celebrity~

#serious news reporter!!
2 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 23:34      
the size of the series makes me hesitant to start!!!!! it’s so daunting.. blah.

When I bought the first book I was like “this isn’t so bad” and then I realized the pages are, like, thin thin. 

#giftttothecityfornow
2 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 23:24      

tonight i went to our county fair. so awful, idek why i went, my friends and i hung out in the county democrats tent for awhile and gushed about Hilary Clinton and then I ate fried oreos and thought I was going to die, so I had a fruit smoothie which was just ice with some flavored syrup.

but there was A WHOLE BARN FULL OF SHEEP so it was all worth it in the end

I don’t look happy in this picture, but inside I was screaming. 

1 note       July 28, 2014 @ 23:15      

giftttothecityfornow replied to your post: ASOIAF reading update: everyone is sup…

How far in at you? Should I start it? I’ve been putting it off forever

you should! I’m not very far into it, only like 50 pages. I’ve been busy since I’ve bought it, otherwise I’d be probably halfway through it by now. It’s very good. 

#giftttothecityfornow
3 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 19:16      

More ASOIAF thoughts: I hope, through this, I will finally understand Stannis and what the fuck he does

#reading asoiaf tag
256,355 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 19:03       Via(Source)

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

2 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 19:01      

ASOIAF reading update: everyone is super young and Jon has like double the personality he does in the show

#reading asoiaf tag
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heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

606,925 notes       July 27, 2014 @ 23:51       Via(Source)

rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT